i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

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n-1d-forever-directioner:

cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding:

the-girl-who—lived:

whensocietykills:

ladymaxwell:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

The one time Fox News does something okay.

Andy, you are a God.

This has to be on my blog a good 15 times. I regret nothing.

What a sassy republican.

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And here’s another one of us. (:

And here’s another one of us. (:

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Over this weekend me and my sister went toToledo and cops played as Sailor Scouts. (:

Over this weekend me and my sister went toToledo and cops played as Sailor Scouts. (:

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This is definitely me when I see someone pull into my driveway.

This is definitely me when I see someone pull into my driveway.

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rosesakurax: damn-the-jam: loveissuchalovelytorture: shark-bones: Bath mat turns red when wet.  I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them. Then wait for the screams of terror. Calm down there, Satan. reblogging just for that comment I would freak out…

rosesakurax:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:

shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

Calm down there, Satan.

reblogging just for that comment

I would freak out…

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I feel like I’m Gollum.

timelordsrus:

whoishannahh:

My mom: “Go do some laundry”

Me:

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Looks at math homework:

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There’s no food in the fridge:

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Make an A on a test:

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Having social interaction:

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The fridge one though.

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This is my life.

This is my life.

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